Called to figure out exactly what she wanted
blocked.  She said there two sites that were
becoming a distraction, so I blocked them for her
through the IE options. Closing the task.

I'll let the reader judge this for himself. 
Professor Hsieh would like to have her internet 
access somehow disabled because she is distracted 
by the wealth of information, knowledge, and 
perhaps gossip contained within the interwebs, 
and is unable to get any work done because she is 
compelled to read things. She would like to 
retain email access. She would like to be called 
so a discussion can take place on her options.