Reggie returned this yesterday and left it with
the front desk

Reggie returned this yesterday?

Windows updates will not work right now because 
it's managed through the network; the stuff 
that we want to have is run in the background. 
That is, if anything Bradley Karkanen has said 
in the last few weeks is the be believed.

I don't know what we should tell the user, 
however.

Wasn't able to get windows update to work using the 
below fix. Used update catalog to install important 
updates. 20161096 is updating on small stand up 
desk.

Task reassigned to Shina Oladiti.

Open Notepad or WordPad and copy/paste the
following text:

regsvr32 wuapi.dll
regsvr32 wuaueng.dll
regsvr32 atl.dll
regsvr32 wucltui.dll
regsvr32 wups.dll
regsvr32 wuaueng1.dll
regsvr32 wucltui.dll
regsvr32 wups.dll
regsvr32 wuweb.dll
regsvr32 wups2.dll
regsvr32 msxml.dll
regsvr32 msxml3.dll
regsvr32 msxml2.dll
regsvr32 qmgr.dll
regsvr32 qmgrprxy.dll
end

Save the file to your desktop as UpdatesFix.cmd
(you'll have to click the "Save As Type…. Dropdown
arrow on the right of the selection window and
select "All Files" before you click the Save button).

Would recommend using the windows update troubleshooter, usually 
fixes issues with updating

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I recently brought my work laptop in because it
missed the summer anti-virus upgrade. I'm now
receiving messages that updating failed. The list
of failed updates is long, but here's a screenshot
of the beginning: