WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.000 applause 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:09.000 Hi. I'm Tanner Omlid. I'm a small forward and my major is early education. 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:16.000 My name is Ali Faruq-Bay. I'm a combo guard and my major is interdisciplinary studies. 00:00:16.000 --> 00:00:19.000 And I have the opportunity to go first in Lafttrax. 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.000 You better make it good baby. 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:21.000 giggle 00:00:21.000 --> 00:00:22.000 I'm coming. 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.000 Alright. Are you ready? 00:00:24.000 --> 00:00:28.000 What do clouds wear under their shorts? 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.000 Thunder pants. 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:35.000 Ok. That wasn't bad. 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.000 So what do you call a guy with a rubber toe? 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.000 What? 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:41.000 Roberto. 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:43.000 laughter 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.000 OK, OK. 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:51.000 What do you call fake spaghetti? 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:54.000 Chef Boyardee. 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:56.000 An impasta. 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:60.000 OK. Impasta. 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:03.000 Rubber toe impasta. 00:01:03.000 --> 00:01:05.000 laughs 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:07.000 OK. Does that count? 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:12.000 What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:13.000 What? 00:01:13.000 --> 00:01:16.000 A frizzbee. 00:01:16.000 --> 00:01:20.000 That sounds like an Ali joke. Yep, OK. 00:01:20.000 --> 00:01:26.000 Alright. What sound does it make when a pink panther steps on an ant? 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:30.000 Ded-ant, ded-ant, ded-ant. 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:32.000 laughter 00:01:32.000 --> 00:01:36.000 OK. That was good, that was good. 00:01:36.000 --> 00:01:40.000 Ok. Oh my god. 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:43.000 Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:45.000 Who? 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:46.000 His mummy. 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.000 laughter 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:50.000 That sounds like Vince. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:54.000 One to one. That's Vince. One to one. We don't lose. 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:58.000 What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? 00:01:58.000 --> 00:01:61.000 A hair cap, ice cap. 00:02:01.000 --> 00:02:03.000 Snow balls. 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:05.000 laughter 00:02:05.000 --> 00:02:09.000 I didn't know that was allowed on here bro, what? 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:12.000 I didn't think that was legal. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:15.000 Why was the sand wet? 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.000 Why? 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:20.000 Because the seaweed, wait. 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.000 Is that even, I don't get that one. 00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:27.000 Why was the sand wet? Because the 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:28.000 You think that was funny? 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:29.000 I don't think that was funny. 00:02:29.000 --> 00:02:31.000 I don't like that one. 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.000 Why did Simba's dad die? 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:37.000 Because he couldn't Mufasa enough. 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:40.000 Mm-mm. 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:45.000 OK. I got this one. 00:02:45.000 --> 00:02:50.000 What do baby kangaroos wear when it's cold out? 00:02:50.000 --> 00:02:52.000 Their joeys? I don't know. 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:54.000 Jumpsuits. 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.000 What's the score? 00:02:58.000 --> 00:02:59.000 Let's see. 00:02:59.000 --> 00:02:64.000 applause 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:06.000 whoosh 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:09.000 laughter 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:12.000 Hi, I'm JJ Chirnside, I'm a forward and majoring in business. 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:16.000 What up. I'm DT, I'm a guard majoring in business. 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:19.000 I'm gonna tell the first joke in laff trax. 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:23.000 Why can't you trust the king of the jungle? 00:03:23.000 --> 00:03:25.000 Kangaroo? 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:27.000 Because he's always lion. 00:03:27.000 --> 00:03:31.000 That's a good one. 00:03:31.000 --> 00:03:36.000 What did the traffic light say to the car? 00:03:36.000 --> 00:03:37.000 I don't know 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:40.000 Don't look, I'm about to change. 00:03:40.000 --> 00:03:42.000 You don't think that's funny? No. 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:44.000 Yeah I don't think so. 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:48.000 When does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:50.000 For a drizzle. 00:03:50.000 --> 00:03:51.000 Ey. 00:03:51.000 --> 00:03:53.000 laughter 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:55.000 Alright. 00:03:55.000 --> 00:03:59.000 What do you call a nosey pepper? 00:03:59.000 --> 00:03:61.000 Hot tamale? 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:03.000 Jalapeno business. 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:07.000 You get it? Come on bro. 00:04:07.000 --> 00:04:10.000 How do you make an octopus laugh? 00:04:10.000 --> 00:04:12.000 Standing on all eight? 00:04:12.000 --> 00:04:13.000 You give him tentickles. 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:16.000 Ten tickles? I'm not ticklish though. 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.000 laughter 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:20.000 Alright. 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:24.000 What country capitol has the best population growth? 00:04:24.000 --> 00:04:26.000 China. 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:29.000 Ireland because it's always doubling. 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:33.000 You know Dublin? You don't get it? OK. 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:38.000 What do you call a guy who never farts in public? 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:40.000 A private tooter. 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:43.000 Tooter? Like tooter? Like toot toot? 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:46.000 OK I got it. Like tutor. 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.000 Tu? Ter. 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:51.000 I think it's like toot toot. That's a train, that's a train. 00:04:51.000 --> 00:04:54.000 What do you call a pony with a cough? 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.000 A unicorn? 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:61.000 A little hoarse. 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:05.000 laughter 00:05:05.000 --> 00:05:08.000 Ok. I don't get that. I didn't know how to pronounce it, you know? 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:12.000 Georgia, you know. I can't even speak that properly. You feel me. 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:16.000 Why did the toilet paper cross the road? 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:19.000 It doesn't roll far enough? 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:21.000 It got stuck in the crack. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.000 In the crack? Oh. 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:25.000 ringing 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:28.000 laughter 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:31.000 OK, OK. I got it, I got it. 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:37.000 What's brown and sticky? 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:39.000 I don't want to answer that. 00:05:39.000 --> 00:05:40.000 A stick. 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:42.000 Don't want to answer that. 00:05:42.000 --> 00:05:44.000 OK, I got you. 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:46.000 That's it? 00:05:46.000 --> 00:05:49.000 That's it? I think I won bro. 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:52.000 No. Did you laugh? I didn't laugh once. 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:54.000 Did he win or I won? 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:56.000 I'd give it to JJ. 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:57.000 JJ, this is what I want to do. 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:62.000 I want to give a shout to Georgino, West Point. Imma put them on the map one day, you feel me. 00:06:02.000 --> 00:06:04.000 ding whoosh 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:07.000 applause 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:09.000 whoosh 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:13.000 laughter 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:18.000 Hi my name is Buster Souza. I'm a center on the basketball team and my major is business. 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:25.000 My name is Dustin Triano. I'm a guard and my major is management and information systems. 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:29.000 So we're doing these laff trax and I'm a lead it off. 00:06:29.000 --> 00:06:33.000 Why did the tomato turn red? 00:06:33.000 --> 00:06:35.000 I don't know. 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:36.000 It saw the salad dressing. 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.000 laughter 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:42.000 What kind of key opens a banana? 00:06:42.000 --> 00:06:45.000 A monkey. 00:06:45.000 --> 00:06:49.000 Ok, I see what you did there. 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.000 It's pretty good, pretty good, solid. 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:55.000 What did the horse say when he fell? 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:59.000 Oh noh-oh. 00:06:59.000 --> 00:06:63.000 Help, I've fallen and I can't giddy up. 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:05.000 laughter 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.000 I'm not suppose to laugh. 00:07:08.000 --> 00:07:13.000 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 00:07:13.000 --> 00:07:17.000 What? Supplies. 00:07:17.000 --> 00:07:21.000 laughter 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:25.000 Ok, you got me there. Alright. 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:29.000 Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.000 I actually know this one. It was two tire-d. 00:07:31.000 --> 00:07:33.000 Yup. Yes. 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:39.000 Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? 00:07:39.000 --> 00:07:43.000 Had low blood sugar? 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.000 Because she was coffin. 00:07:45.000 --> 00:07:53.000 laughter 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:56.000 Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? 00:07:56.000 --> 00:07:60.000 I don't know. 00:08:00.000 --> 00:08:03.000 Because it's pointless. 00:08:03.000 --> 00:08:05.000 That's good. 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:08.000 Why does Friday come before Thursday? 00:08:08.000 --> 00:08:10.000 In the dict, oh. 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.000 laughter 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:15.000 I was going to say it doesn't make any sense. 00:08:15.000 --> 00:08:17.000 Go for it. 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:22.000 In the dictionary. When does Friday come before Thursday, in the dictionary. 00:08:22.000 --> 00:08:25.000 That's not funny because I can't read. 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:27.000 laughter 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:33.000 Alright. Is this the last one? Yeah this is the last one right here for me. 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:36.000 What do you call an alligator in a vest? 00:08:36.000 --> 00:08:38.000 I don't know. 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:41.000 And investigator. 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:43.000 Ok. Nothing? No. 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:47.000 What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:48.000 Nacho cheese. 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.000 laughter 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:54.000 Yep. We're gonna call that one a tie I think. 00:08:54.000 --> 00:08:57.000 This is funny. This is funny stuff. That was really good. 00:08:57.000 --> 00:08:59.000 ding whoosh 00:08:59.000 --> 00:08:62.000 applause 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:06.000 laughter 00:09:06.000 --> 00:09:11.000 My name is Vince Boumann. I play the center and my major is interdisciplinary studies. 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:16.000 My name is Brandell Evans. I'm point guard and my major is business. 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:18.000 Alright, so I got the first joke. 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:21.000 Where did the cow take his date? 00:09:21.000 --> 00:09:24.000 I don't know, let me know. 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:26.000 To the moovies. 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:28.000 Hooh. 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:29.000 That's nice. 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:31.000 laughter 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:34.000 How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? 00:09:34.000 --> 00:09:38.000 There's many ways I feel like. 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:42.000 With a cowculator. Ah? 00:09:42.000 --> 00:09:44.000 OK, OK. Not bad. 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:47.000 Did you hear the Italian chef died? 00:09:47.000 --> 00:09:49.000 Nah. 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:53.000 He passed away. Pastaway. 00:09:53.000 --> 00:09:55.000 Wow. 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:60.000 Why shouldn't you play cards on the savanna? 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:02.000 Because it's too hot. 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:05.000 Because of all the cheatahs. 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:09.000 Oh OK, OK. That's dangerous. 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:12.000 What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? 00:10:12.000 --> 00:10:14.000 What do you call him? 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:16.000 A dinosnore. 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:20.000 Oh wow. Yeah. Wow. 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:26.000 Why did the can crusher quit his job? 00:10:26.000 --> 00:10:29.000 Because it wasn't fun? 00:10:31.000 --> 00:10:33.000 It was sodapressing. 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:34.000 Oh. 00:10:34.000 --> 00:10:36.000 I was kind of close, I guess. 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:41.000 What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? 00:10:42.000 --> 00:10:44.000 I don't know. 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:45.000 A bagel. 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:48.000 Oh, whew. 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:50.000 ding 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:51.000 That was terrible. 00:10:51.000 --> 00:10:55.000 Yeah. It's not the best. 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:59.000 Why did the bicycle fall over? 00:10:59.000 --> 00:10:61.000 Aw. No kickstand. 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:05.000 They just had this one. It was too tire-d. 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:07.000 ringing 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:13.000 What's a bear with no teeth called? 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:15.000 ringing 00:11:15.000 --> 00:11:18.000 A gummy bear? Thanks big fella. 00:11:18.000 --> 00:11:19.000 You got me. You got me. 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.000 ding 00:11:21.000 --> 00:11:24.000 What did the tree say to the wind? 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.000 Oh, whew. 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:30.000 I don't know. Take a guess, take a guess. 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:32.000 Aw man you gotta let me know on that one. 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:33.000 Leaf me alone. 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:36.000 Oh. Not bad. 00:11:36.000 --> 00:11:38.000 These things are corny. 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:39.000 ding 00:11:39.000 --> 00:11:45.000 applause